The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Enjoy the penises
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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