i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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