Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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