WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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