Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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