a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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