I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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