She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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