Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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