so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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