Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
smell my finger.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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