all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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