Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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