Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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