Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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