Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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