There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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