To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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