"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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