It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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