he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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