you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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