Non-Jews are for practice
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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