Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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