: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize