their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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