i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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