That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My penis needs a shock collar
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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