He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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