She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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