no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize