My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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