I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This baby is an asshole
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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