I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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