I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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