i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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