so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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