If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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