i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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