I need to stop coming to work sober
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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