sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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