Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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