you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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