Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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