To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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