So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The beer is more important than you right now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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