is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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