We're facebook friends in real life
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Let's get the cat blown out
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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