walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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