Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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