dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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