and you said cock pushups were impossible
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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