Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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