I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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