ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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